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    this is a joke, and only a joke in the case of a political or controversial post you would be directed to the next exit!!!

    Merrill Lynch has joined Bank of America. Look at these pending mergers:

    Investment tips for 2008 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

    Watch for these consolidations in 2008.

    1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

    2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

    3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

    4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

    5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
    And finally .......

    9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang
    Last edited by nuisance; 10-07-2008, 04:23 PM.

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    LMAO I like # 9


    • #3
      Re: New company names

      Originally posted by Sabine View Post
      LMAO I like # 9
      Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Thought for the day: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away!


      • #4
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        These are GREAT! I love PouponPants... HA HA HA
        "What fresh hell is this?" Dorothy Parker


        • #5
          Re: New company names

          Very funny, Nu! Thanks for the chuckle!
          I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.


          • #6
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            good one Nu!!!