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    HTBAPB


    Susan's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.

    Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

    A week later, Susan was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Susan asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it,' she replied.

    Susan told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Susan asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it. Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear.

    I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

    NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY? SEND IT TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW!!!

    (HTBAPB - HOW TO BE A PERFECT BI*CH!!)
    Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

  • #2
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    I've read this before and LOVE it!! LOVE IT!!!
    "What fresh hell is this?" Dorothy Parker

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    • #3
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      Awesome!!

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      • #4
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        So evil and yet so good!!

        Huffle
        God grant me the serenity to accept the yarn I cannot return... courage to change the yarn I can... and the reciept to know the difference.

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        • #5
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          I think I've seen this before, a long time ago - Thanks for posting it! roflmao!
          I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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          • #6
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            evil evil b*tch....
            I just hold on tighter, to a hand that's stronger...he knows my every thought, he clears my weary heart, and hold's on tighter...

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            • #7
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              I love jokes like this one because I'd probably never have the nerve to do something like that. I wish I would!
              Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

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              • #8
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                A very wise woman...lol!
                Have you made time to listen to the birds today........

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                • #9
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                  Read this before,and sent it to my grandaughter who's getting married next monthI love it!
                  I organize chores into catagories.
                  Things I won't do now; things I won't do later; things I'll never do.

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