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A little humor in troubled times.....
With all the turmoil in the Market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros. and Acquisition of Merril Lynch by Bank of America, this might be some good advice. For all of you with ANY money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later in the year.....
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics,Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become:Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers will join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5.) FedEx is expected to join it's competitor and become: FedUp.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7.) Grey poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and The National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And Finally............
9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.
With all the turmoil in the Market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros. and Acquisition of Merril Lynch by Bank of America, this might be some good advice. For all of you with ANY money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later in the year.....
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics,Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become:Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers will join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5.) FedEx is expected to join it's competitor and become: FedUp.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7.) Grey poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and The National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And Finally............
9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.
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