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I know, I know........I'm awake way too early and was looking for the ghost to spook someone tomorrow and came across these poems. I'm going to include some ghost poop (white tic tacs) in my package to my friend........Enjoy!
Turkey Poop
Chocolate Peanuts or Raisins
Version #1
You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner
with your family and your friends.
You didn't tell me I was the main dish.
For me it was "THE END!"
You frightened me so badly--I knew I had been duped!
So, I left you with my calling card, this bag of turkey poop!
Happy Thanksgiving, from The Turkey
Version #2
I was going to leave candy but got caught in the coop.
I left you goodies anyway and now I flew the coop!
Version #3
I was going to leave candy, but got caught up in the coop.
I left you goodies anyway...oh yeah, that's Turkey Poop!
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Deer Poop
Chocolate Covered Raisins or Nuts
I hunted and I hunted,
But Oh, shoot!
All I found this season
Was deer poop!
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Snowman Poop
Mini Marshmallows or Mints
Version #1
Santa checked his list not once, but twice.
He found you've been naughty not nice.
Since coal is so expensive, Here's the scoop.
He's filled your stocking with Snowman poop!!!
Version #2
Heard you've been naughty so here's the scoop
all you get for Christmas is snowman poop
Version #3
Santa's been makin' his list and checkin' it twice
He knows that you've been naughty - not nice. . . . .
Since coal is so expensive here's the scoop
Santa has left you Snowman Poop!
Version #4
I heard you've been naughty, so listen: here's the scoop.
I'm running short on coal this year, So you get snowman poop.
Love, Santa
Version #5
In the cold of winter when snow arrives,
all the snowman dance and feel alive.
If you follow in their tracks,
you will find little droppings from their cracks.
Round and white so sweet and light
Eat one eat two and have sweet dreams tonight!
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Reindeer Poop
Chocolate Covered Raisins or Nuts
Version #1
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"
Version #2
For all the souls who hate the noise of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge, and Mrs. too, here's a little gift for you...
A lump of coal won't be enough to make up for the shine and fluff,
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop to offset all that Christmas Goop!!!
Version #3
Christmas is coming and so are the deer
listen closely and you will hear,
And 'long with them comes a special treat,
Reindeer droppings for you to eat!!!!!
Version #4
Santa came and went last night traveling on his worldwide loop
Because you weren't so good this year you get no coal, just snowman poop
Round and white so sweet and light, eat some and have good dreams tonight
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Elfin Droppings
Red & Green M&M's
The elves were so sick they couldn't make toys
And Santa had to fill all those stockings
He gathered the only thing the elves could make -
Here are your Elfin droppings.
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Grinch Poop
Green M&M's or Tic-Tacs
HO-HO-HO, Christmas is near
So here is a bit of Christmas Cheer!
I heard from a little birdie
Who sits on the stoop
You've been mean and naughty
So here's your Grinch Poop
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Cupid Poop
Cinnamon Red Hots
I couldn't send you flowers, and candy wouldn't do.
And mushy cards just didn't say the things I want them to.
So I got you something special, and here's the inside scoop.
I found you something very rare - It's genuine Cupid poop!
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Leprechaun Poop
Green Jelly Beans
The Leprechauns of Ireland
Bring a special gift your way
It's full of love and happiness
On this St. Patrick's Day
And along with all good wishes
>From this merry little group
Comes a little something special
It's a bag of Leprechaun POOP!
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Bunny Poop
Chocolate Covered Peanuts or Raisins
The Easter Bunny came last night
And left this little scoop.
Because you weren't so good this year,
You're getting Bunny Poop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pumpkin Poop
Candy Corn
I started to carve a pumpkin
with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop!
It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I'm sharing it with you now
Because you are so sweet!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Witch Poop
Bits of Black Licorice
Witches are wenches,
Who fly dusk to dawn...
But better watch out what
They leave on your lawn!!!
Their brooms fly so fast.
They dip and they swoop...
But if they get scared,
They leave you WITCH POOP!!!
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Ghost Poop
White Tic-Tacs
Version #1
I could hear them in the walls
Running down the halls.
In and out of rooms,
Dancing with the brooms,
But, alas, not one believed.
The Ghost roamed my happy home,
So I collected up their droppings
As a special gift for you
For now a fool you'll pay
With evidence of ghoul play.
Version #2
Ghosts are scary
And know when to Boo.
They are not hairy,
Like me and you.
They fly so fast,
So don't try to snoop,
For if THEY get scared,
They will leave GHOST POOP!
Version #3
'Twas the night before Halloween
and the night was real nice
all the creatures were stirring
including the mice
The ghosts were out spooking
and could not be heard
But when I looked down
I found this little ghost turd
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New Baby Poop
Attach to bag of Diapers
You've a new little one
to love and adore,
but life's not all smiles,
you're in for much more!
When something smells funny
and you're feeling real moody,
just hand him to daddy,
make HIM clean the poopy!
Turkey Poop
Chocolate Peanuts or Raisins
Version #1
You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner
with your family and your friends.
You didn't tell me I was the main dish.
For me it was "THE END!"
You frightened me so badly--I knew I had been duped!
So, I left you with my calling card, this bag of turkey poop!
Happy Thanksgiving, from The Turkey
Version #2
I was going to leave candy but got caught in the coop.
I left you goodies anyway and now I flew the coop!
Version #3
I was going to leave candy, but got caught up in the coop.
I left you goodies anyway...oh yeah, that's Turkey Poop!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Deer Poop
Chocolate Covered Raisins or Nuts
I hunted and I hunted,
But Oh, shoot!
All I found this season
Was deer poop!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Snowman Poop
Mini Marshmallows or Mints
Version #1
Santa checked his list not once, but twice.
He found you've been naughty not nice.
Since coal is so expensive, Here's the scoop.
He's filled your stocking with Snowman poop!!!
Version #2
Heard you've been naughty so here's the scoop
all you get for Christmas is snowman poop
Version #3
Santa's been makin' his list and checkin' it twice
He knows that you've been naughty - not nice. . . . .
Since coal is so expensive here's the scoop
Santa has left you Snowman Poop!
Version #4
I heard you've been naughty, so listen: here's the scoop.
I'm running short on coal this year, So you get snowman poop.
Love, Santa
Version #5
In the cold of winter when snow arrives,
all the snowman dance and feel alive.
If you follow in their tracks,
you will find little droppings from their cracks.
Round and white so sweet and light
Eat one eat two and have sweet dreams tonight!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reindeer Poop
Chocolate Covered Raisins or Nuts
Version #1
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"
Version #2
For all the souls who hate the noise of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge, and Mrs. too, here's a little gift for you...
A lump of coal won't be enough to make up for the shine and fluff,
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop to offset all that Christmas Goop!!!
Version #3
Christmas is coming and so are the deer
listen closely and you will hear,
And 'long with them comes a special treat,
Reindeer droppings for you to eat!!!!!
Version #4
Santa came and went last night traveling on his worldwide loop
Because you weren't so good this year you get no coal, just snowman poop
Round and white so sweet and light, eat some and have good dreams tonight
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elfin Droppings
Red & Green M&M's
The elves were so sick they couldn't make toys
And Santa had to fill all those stockings
He gathered the only thing the elves could make -
Here are your Elfin droppings.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Grinch Poop
Green M&M's or Tic-Tacs
HO-HO-HO, Christmas is near
So here is a bit of Christmas Cheer!
I heard from a little birdie
Who sits on the stoop
You've been mean and naughty
So here's your Grinch Poop
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cupid Poop
Cinnamon Red Hots
I couldn't send you flowers, and candy wouldn't do.
And mushy cards just didn't say the things I want them to.
So I got you something special, and here's the inside scoop.
I found you something very rare - It's genuine Cupid poop!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Leprechaun Poop
Green Jelly Beans
The Leprechauns of Ireland
Bring a special gift your way
It's full of love and happiness
On this St. Patrick's Day
And along with all good wishes
>From this merry little group
Comes a little something special
It's a bag of Leprechaun POOP!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bunny Poop
Chocolate Covered Peanuts or Raisins
The Easter Bunny came last night
And left this little scoop.
Because you weren't so good this year,
You're getting Bunny Poop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pumpkin Poop
Candy Corn
I started to carve a pumpkin
with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop!
It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I'm sharing it with you now
Because you are so sweet!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Witch Poop
Bits of Black Licorice
Witches are wenches,
Who fly dusk to dawn...
But better watch out what
They leave on your lawn!!!
Their brooms fly so fast.
They dip and they swoop...
But if they get scared,
They leave you WITCH POOP!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ghost Poop
White Tic-Tacs
Version #1
I could hear them in the walls
Running down the halls.
In and out of rooms,
Dancing with the brooms,
But, alas, not one believed.
The Ghost roamed my happy home,
So I collected up their droppings
As a special gift for you
For now a fool you'll pay
With evidence of ghoul play.
Version #2
Ghosts are scary
And know when to Boo.
They are not hairy,
Like me and you.
They fly so fast,
So don't try to snoop,
For if THEY get scared,
They will leave GHOST POOP!
Version #3
'Twas the night before Halloween
and the night was real nice
all the creatures were stirring
including the mice
The ghosts were out spooking
and could not be heard
But when I looked down
I found this little ghost turd
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
New Baby Poop
Attach to bag of Diapers
You've a new little one
to love and adore,
but life's not all smiles,
you're in for much more!
When something smells funny
and you're feeling real moody,
just hand him to daddy,
make HIM clean the poopy!
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