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Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in
this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ..
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.
It's a win-win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the
Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Yes!
Think about this one:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow,
born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq
.. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it
anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
PART OF THE PROBLEM
Also, Think about this: If you don't want to forward
this for fear of offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
It is Time for America to Speak up!
Yep, I passed it on!
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak
kindly. Forgive quickly. Leave the rest up to GOD !
this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ..
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.
It's a win-win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the
Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Yes!
Think about this one:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow,
born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq
.. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it
anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
PART OF THE PROBLEM
Also, Think about this: If you don't want to forward
this for fear of offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
It is Time for America to Speak up!
Yep, I passed it on!
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak
kindly. Forgive quickly. Leave the rest up to GOD !
Nommie
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