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  • Let me fix things!

    Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in
    this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ..

    Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.
    It's a win-win situation.

    + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

    + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

    + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the
    Mexican border.

    Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

    Think about this one:

    1. Cows
    2. The Constitution
    3. The Ten Commandments

    C O W S

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow,
    born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
    slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their
    stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
    wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

    T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq
    .. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
    smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it

    T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
    posted in a courthouse is this:
    You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not
    Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
    lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

    Also, Think about this: If you don't want to forward
    this for fear of offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

    It is Time for America to Speak up!

    Yep, I passed it on!

    Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak
    kindly. Forgive quickly. Leave the rest up to GOD !

    Thought for the day: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away!

  • #2
    Re: Let me fix things!

    Have You Heard The New News?

    The Pentagon Announced Today The Formation Of A New 500-man Elite Fighting Unit Called The United States Redneck Special Forses. These Tennessee Boys Will Be Dropped Off In Iraq And Have Been Given Only The Follow Ing Facts About Terrorists:
    1. The Season Opened Today.
    2. There Is No Limit.
    3. They Taste Like Chicken'
    4. They Don't Like Beer, Pickups, Country Music Or Jesus.
    5. They Are Directly Responsible For The Death Of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon Expects The Problem In Iraq To Be Over By Monday.
    "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt


    • #3
      Re: Let me fix things!

      LOL, you girls are going to get into trouble.


      • #4
        Re: Let me fix things!

        But they know how to get the job done...heh,heh,heh,heh!
        That was funny y'all...and true...
        Have you made time to listen to the birds today........