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    A new Publix supermarket opened. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying .

    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

    I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

  • #2
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    That is cute.

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    • #3
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      ROTFLOL! must try to remember this one.
      I organize chores into catagories.
      Things I won't do now; things I won't do later; things I'll never do.

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      • #4
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        Passin' this one on to friends & family!
        "WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN THE FLAG AND CARRYING A CROSS." -SINCLAIR LEWIS

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        • #5
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          Just be sure to shake some of the water off that produce when you buy it... cause veggies weighed by the pound are heavier w/ water inside!!
          "What fresh hell is this?" Dorothy Parker

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          • #6
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            Oh God I almost believed you until I read the toilet paper part LOL!
            A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands

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            • #7
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              Cute...Cute...Cute.................and yes, you almost had me believing!! LOL!!!!!!

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              • #8
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                You got me.

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