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  • Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?(humor)

    Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?


    Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.



    Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?



    Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front

    porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.



    Defense Attorney: Did you know him?



    Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.



    Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?



    Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.



    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?



    Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.



    Defense Attorney: Why not?



    Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died some 30 years ago.



    Defense Attorney: What happened next?



    Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.



    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?



    Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.



    Defense Attorney: Why not?



    Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I

    haven't felt that good in years!



    Defense Attorney: What happened next?



    Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just

    laid down and told him, "Take me, young man. Take me!"



    Defense Attorney: Did he take you?



    Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's

    when I shot him, the little bastard.
    Guts

  • #2
    LOL guts! Too funny!
    I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

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    • #3
      LMAO....that was good
      I'm Not Bossy, I just have better ideas

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      • #4
        that was a really good one! thx chop
        http://weatherpixie.com/index.php?&h...=AZ&place=KFFZ

        i didnt loose it! ...........i sold it on ebay!

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        • #5
          even DH laughed at that one...heck, I would have shot him too...
          Those that do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either. ~Golda Meir~

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          • #6
            OMG!

            LMAO over here! That was great!

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            • #7
              That was too funny!
              A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.... but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

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              • #8
                That was so bad... lol I'll have to send it to my Mom
                People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs.

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                • #9
                  oh that's funny rotflol

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                  • #10
                    Hehe ...dont mess with granny!

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