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  • How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

    Hope this is new to most!! I just thought it was cute and wellll ...kinda true!

    How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
    around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

  • #2
    OMG, that is a good one...........gotta print that out and hang on the fridge for Hubby!!!

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    • #3
      ROTF!

      Will pass this on...

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      • #4
        Love it!

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        • #5
          Oh dear... I drink beer while on the phone...
          Good one ~
          Tessa

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          • #6
            LOLOL at Tessa!! Hey girlfriend...glad to see you made it.

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            • #7
              Tessa ~ ROTFLMAO

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              • #8
                LOL I heard that one a long time ago. It's a good one

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                • #9
                  Tessa ........ too funny.
                  I'm out of bed, and dressed what more do you want?

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                  • #10
                    too funny, I'll tell that again...
                    Those that do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either. ~Golda Meir~

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                    • #11
                      hmmm....thats an old one.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by kathygreen
                        hmmm....thats an old one.
                        Not to me ~ never heard it before

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