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  • It's the Spring of 1957.................(Funny Joke)

    It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
    Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo.

    When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.

    "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.

    "That's cool" says Bobby. Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are
    planning to do.

    Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or
    to a drive-in movie.

    Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear
    all of the kids are doing it."

    Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says "Whaaaat?"

    "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "Peggy Sue really likes to screw.

    She'll screw all night if we let her."

    Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear.
    Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.

    A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt
    with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go.

    Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front
    door while dad is saying "Have a good evening kids," with a wink.

    About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into
    the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:

    "DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!

  • #2
    LOL, poor Peggy Sue

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    • #3
      LOL I have to copy this one if it's ok
      Guts

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      • #4
        ya go ahead you should have seen my son when my grandpa told him this tall tail

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        • #5
          LOL, that was so funny.
          People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs.

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          • #6
            Oh, my gosh, that was too funny. I'm going to send that out to friends. My Aunt Sherry (Mom's sister) will love it as she grew up in that era.

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