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  • Crunching the Numbers of the Beast LOL!

    Someone e-mailed this to me this morning from http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hills/3456/h_beast.html

    It was so funny I had to post it here.

    OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

    But did you know about....

    660
    Approximate number of the Beast

    DCLXVI
    Roman numeral of the Beast

    666.0000
    Number of the High Precision Beast

    0.666
    Number of the Millibeast

    / 666
    Beast Common Denominator

    (-666) ^ (1/2)
    Imaginary number of the Beast

    6.66 e3
    Floating point Beast

    1010011010
    Binary of the Beast

    6, uh... what was that number again?
    Number of the Blonde Beast

    1-666
    Area code of the Beast

    00666
    Zip code of the Beast

    666mph
    The speed limit of the Beast

    $665.95
    Retail price of the Beast

    $699.25
    Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

    $769.95
    Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

    $656.66
    Walmart price of the Beast

    $646.66
    Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

    Phillips 666
    Gasoline of the Beast

    Route 666
    Way of the Beast

    666 F
    Oven temperature for roast Beast

    666k
    Retirement plan of the Beast

    666 mg
    Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

    6.66 %
    5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

    $666/hr
    Beast's lawyer's billing rate

    Lotus 6-6-6
    Spreadsheet of the Beast

    Word 6.66
    Word Processor of the Beast

    i66686
    CPU of the Beast

    665.9997856
    The Number of the Beast on a Pentium

    666i
    BMW of the Beast

    DSM-666 (revised)
    Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

    1232 Octal, Apt. 29A
    Beast's hexed address

    668
    Next-door neighbor of the Beast

    333
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  • #2
    That is HILARIOUS!!!!
    Most enjoyable, thank you!

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    • #3
      That's just funny, Thank's

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